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DukeTwicepUser avatarPosts: 57Joined: Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:49 pmLocation: Sweden Gender: Male

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[03:58] <Melvin> blood makes an effective fertilizer....
05[03:58] <DukeTwicep> hah
05[03:58] <DukeTwicep> I don't know about that
05[03:59] <DukeTwicep> never tried it
05[03:59] <DukeTwicep> ask the christians or the muslims
[03:59] <Melvin> no it does. the nutrients and stuff are broken down already. its easy for the plants to absorb
05[03:59] <DukeTwicep> huh
[03:59] <Melvin> of course you can always over-fertilize
[03:59] <Melvin> moderation is the key
05[03:59] <DukeTwicep> so that's what the christians were doing down there in jerusalem, helping the muslims with agriculture
[04:00] <Melvin> the salt content is pretty high in blood. that could be a problem
[04:00] <Melvin> maybe we can purify it somehow
05[04:00] <DukeTwicep> hm
05[04:01] <DukeTwicep> maybe it's already being used, although I doubt it, blood from animals
[04:01] <Melvin> could be
05[04:02] <DukeTwicep> you put 100 pigs in a truck and then with the spinning below, and then spray the stuff all over the land
05[04:03] <DukeTwicep> WHOAH
05[04:03] <DukeTwicep> I just had the ultimate idea for a prank on Christians
05[04:03] <DukeTwicep> :D
[04:03] <Melvin> lets hear it
05[04:03] <DukeTwicep> take that machine that I describedd
05[04:03] <DukeTwicep> and muffle it
05[04:03] <DukeTwicep> then put it behind a barn beside a christian camp
[04:04] <Melvin> lol
05[04:04] <DukeTwicep> then when the christians come out to sing and dance
05[04:04] <DukeTwicep> ITS RAINING BLOOD, OH LORD!
05[04:04] <DukeTwicep> *evil laughter*
[04:04] <Melvin> wasn't that one of the plauges?
05[04:04] <DukeTwicep> I think so :D
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Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:17 pm
WarKChat ModeratorUser avatarPosts: 1186Joined: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:59 am Gender: Tree

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<Dora> Pilsner is ok, but I stopped drinking that around age 25
<WarK> nice
<Dora> it's pretty flat to what we have normally and it makes me pee a lot more than what I have
<WarK> dora:  perpetum mobile?
<Dora> Wark: keep in mind, that the lines at the female restrooms tend to be long
<WarK> dora:  What you need to do it to have few beers in short period of time and then you won't care and just use male bathroom :)
<Dora> Wark: I mentioned earlier I worked in bars right
<WarK> or near by bushes :)
<Dora> that included having to clean the restrooms
<Dora> I will only go near male restrooms when they pay me :)
<WarK> heh
<Dora> ok, that sounded way better in my head XD
<WarK> lol
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Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:35 pm
bluejatheistPosts: 525Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:28 pm Gender: Male

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14:04:39   Dean   Bluejay: "こんにちは" = "Hello"
14:05:24   Bluejay:      hmm
14:06:50   DukeTwicep:   that second character looks like a latin character
14:07:04   DukeTwicep:   or possibly greek
14:07:15   Bluejay:     Or Japanese perhaps, but I dunno
14:07:20   DukeTwicep:   ...
14:07:34   DukeTwicep:   no shit
14:07:35   Bluejay:     Hey there
14:08:05   Bluejay:           Good day to you too


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Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:19 pm
DeanBlog EditorUser avatarPosts: 593Joined: Sun May 22, 2011 1:49 pmLocation: United Kingdom Gender: Pinecone

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Like nearly every day, today, 17:20 (a.k.a. 05:20 PM GMT), we had a bizarre,and somewhat cringeworthy,discussion about 'fucking'. :)



Bold orange = My nick, such that you can see my reaction
Red Text = The truly awesome parts.

Arguably one of the most unintentionally hilarious walls of text I have ever seen in my life. :lol: 8-)
~~L.N

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LaurensSocial EditorUser avatarPosts: 2952Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:24 pmLocation: Norwich UK Gender: Male

Post Re: ** Sticky **FUNNY CHATLOGS

Dean wrote:Like nearly every day, today, 17:20 (a.k.a. 05:20 PM GMT), we had a bizarre,and somewhat cringeworthy,discussion about 'fucking'. :)



Bold orange = My nick, such that you can see my reaction
Red Text = The truly awesome parts.

Arguably one of the most unintentionally hilarious walls of text I have ever seen in my life. :lol: 8-)


:lol: I was drunker than I thought I was
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:27 pm
CEbbesenPosts: 224Joined: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:46 amLocation: Seoul, South Korea. Gender: Male

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Dean wrote:Like nearly every day, today, 17:20 (a.k.a. 05:20 PM GMT), we had a bizarre,and somewhat cringeworthy,discussion about 'fucking'. :)



Bold orange = My nick, such that you can see my reaction
Red Text = The truly awesome parts.

Arguably one of the most unintentionally hilarious walls of text I have ever seen in my life. :lol: 8-)



I just discovered this thread, and I approve! we need more awesome stuff from the chat!

Also I stand by my opinion on females buying their own alcohol.
Nvidia, Fuck you!
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Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:08 pm
DukeTwicepUser avatarPosts: 57Joined: Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:49 pmLocation: Sweden Gender: Male

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Trolling with Dean a bit...

[18:06:34] <Dean> Yes, that's the point. There is nothing unethical about killing plants. It may be ugly or unnecessary, but it is not unethical, for the reasons I've already described. . . a creature that has no awareness of its surroundings, no sensory system, no interests, no ability to sense pain, and alike . . . is thus not worthy of moral consideration.
[18:06:39] <Dean> You already know this, really. :)
[18:07:24] <DukeTwicep> so now you can have a clear conscience when you have proved to yourself that plants aren't really alive
[18:07:30] <DukeTwicep> good for you
[18:07:51] <DukeTwicep> I bet that makes you sleep well at night

[18:08:22] <Dean> DukeTwicep: No. There is a difference between what I just said, and saying that they are not alive. They are biological organisms, yes. In the same way that . . . bacteria are.
[18:08:31] <Dean> duketwicep: You're trolling. :)
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Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:02 pm
theyounghistorian77ContributorUser avatarPosts: 726Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:43 amLocation: United Kingdom Gender: Male

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Strange how long i've been in the chat and yet i've never been mentioned here once :lol:
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Sun May 06, 2012 6:02 am
DeanBlog EditorUser avatarPosts: 593Joined: Sun May 22, 2011 1:49 pmLocation: United Kingdom Gender: Pinecone

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Of misspellings and sensory-"enhancement" via drugs . . .

[16:51] <Dean> wark . . .
[16:54] <WarK> hi
[16:57] <Dean> wark: I am in the process of responding to your post in the thread on that "Anti-Gay Rant", posted initially by tyh77. I feel obliged to inform you that you misspelled both Glenn Beck's forename, AND Bill O'Reilly's surname. :) But please don't edit it, otherwise when I post, with the errors included, I don't want it to look like it was of some malicious intent. :)
[17:00] <Dean> wark . .  .? :)
[17:04] <DepricatedZero> Wark is in a drug enduced haze
[17:05] <Dean> LOL


8-)
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Mon May 14, 2012 5:07 pm
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theyounghistorian77 wrote:Strange how long i've been in the chat and yet i've never been mentioned here once :lol:


There! You just got mentioned by Dean!

But yeah, I'm barely ever in any of these logs, except for when I post a log myself.

I guess you and I just aren't all that funny!

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Tue May 15, 2012 7:47 am
CEbbesenPosts: 224Joined: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:46 amLocation: Seoul, South Korea. Gender: Male

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20:59 < CEbbesen> *sigh*
21:00 <@WarK> *sigh*
21:01 < Dean> *sigh*
21:02 < Noth> *sigh*
21:02 <@WarK> Noth:  how come you have such good english accent?
21:02 < CEbbesen> WARK!! YOU RUINED THE SIGHING!!!
21:02 < Dean> Hmm.
21:03 <@WarK> I ruin stuff, that's my thing.
21:03 < CEbbesen> True
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Sun May 20, 2012 7:59 pm
WarKChat ModeratorUser avatarPosts: 1186Joined: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:59 am Gender: Tree

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<Dean> !quote Dean
<Reezn> Dean: Dean was quoted saying "duclicsic: ah" on #lor (43d 9h 50m 19s ago)
<WarK> !quote duclicsic
<Reezn> WarK: duclicsic was quoted saying "*sigh*" on #lor (171d 22h 48m 7s ago)
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Sat May 26, 2012 9:24 pm
CEbbesenPosts: 224Joined: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:46 amLocation: Seoul, South Korea. Gender: Male

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14:16 -!- DepricatedZero is now known as DepricedZero
14:16 <@DepricedZero> I'm free!
Nvidia, Fuck you!
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Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:12 pm
CEbbesenPosts: 224Joined: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:46 amLocation: Seoul, South Korea. Gender: Male

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23:09 <@duclicsic> fuck
23:09 <+CEbbesen> duclicsic who?
23:09 <@duclicsic> in less than 2 hours I am no longer in my 20's
23:09 < radmantis> WarK: that right
23:09 <+CEbbesen> HAHA!!
23:09 <+CEbbesen> OLDFART!! DUCLICSIC IS OLD SOON!!!
23:09 -!- mode/#lor [-v CEbbesen] by duclicsic
23:10 < CEbbesen> Doesn't change you being old duclicsic!


I just had to do this :)
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Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:10 pm
LaurensSocial EditorUser avatarPosts: 2952Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:24 pmLocation: Norwich UK Gender: Male

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This amused me just because of the timing

23:22:03 Laurens Is it bad that I ate noodles at 11pm
23:22:15 Laurens ?
23:25:02 Laurens I guess it must be fucking bad then
23:25:14 Laurens shiiiiiit
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23:25:52 Laurens Oh my fucking God
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Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:22 pm
MokyUser avatarPosts: 175Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:41 am Gender: Female

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It wasn't the chat, it was you.
Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:53 pm
bluejatheistPosts: 525Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:28 pm Gender: Male

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09:52:28   CEbbesen   7"
09:53:03   CEbbesen   less than half the price


Use your imagination
Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:56 pm
CEbbesenPosts: 224Joined: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:46 amLocation: Seoul, South Korea. Gender: Male

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bluejatheist wrote:
09:52:28   CEbbesen   7"
09:53:03   CEbbesen   less than half the price


Use your imagination


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Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:02 pm
nemesissUser avatarPosts: 1259Joined: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:29 pm

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21:27:34 WarK I have the best taste
21:27:44 nemesiss meh...
21:27:57 DukeTwicep lol
21:28:03 WarK what? it's a fact
Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:28 pm
bluejatheistPosts: 525Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:28 pm Gender: Male

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18:30:41   CEbbesen   I just see atheism, as bullshit
18:30:50   CEbbesen   PLUS
18:30:59   CEbbesen   Damn this keyboard and SSH
18:31:09   CEbbesen   ++++
18:31:14   CEbbesen   There
Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:33 am
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