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The SHOCKING truth about furries!!!!!
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DepricatedZeroChat ModeratorUser avatarPosts: 1333Joined: Fri May 28, 2010 11:43 amLocation: Cincinnati, OH Gender: Pinecone

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Louis . . .

I don't think anyone here is out to set furries on fire, stone furries, and say you can't marry other furries. I agree entirely with the borro's http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/674/furries.png You posted here "Furries are normal people too!" and your first and only response was "As long as they're responsible." Not negative, not accusatory, nothing.

You then launch into a persecution complex fueled diatribe about how you're being oppressed.


You're not. The "plight of the furries" is non-existent. You get made fun of on the internets - oh fuck. So does everyone else. Rule 42: Nothing is Sacred. In any given situation there will be people out to fuck with you. Those are called trolls. Tell them to wait and eat your brother instead.

There are plenty of places where you can go and ignore that kind of hate, there are plenty of furries all over the place, why worry about what some jackass hick in a shack in Kentucky thinks? The day a proposition hits the ballot to ban Fur Marriages, you come and let us know - we'll be there to back up your rights to marry any anthropomorphic mustalid , porpoise, or monotreme you want. If you want to debunk myths about furries, we support your decision, though we're not going to join in because we don't give a shit.

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Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:56 am
OGjimkenobiLeague LegendUser avatarPosts: 36Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:53 amLocation: Russia Gender: Pinecone

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Furries are dangerous and the movement must be stopped at all costs. I know the dangers of the furry movement because my childhood was ruined by one. You see, I was raised in the woods by my father who was so into being a furry that he moved us out into the woods so that he could wear his bear costume all the time. He got off on foraging for berries and taking shits in front of confused hikers. I was made to wear my furry little bear suit all the time and if I was ever caught not wearing it I was not allowed to eat from the pot of honey for the rest of that week. Oh bother.

Sure I can smell a dead fish from over 5 miles away and I have the unique bear-like ability to prepare for long periods of hibernation by eating certain things to cause my poop to become gummy enough to create an effective buttplug thereby allowing me to store enough food in my body to make it through a long winter of hibernation but I never had nintendo man! I never went to school or played games with other human kids. All because of the menace that are the furries.

I would like to see an amendment banning the wearing of any fur based outfit or costume for any reason whatsoever. I would also like to see a mandate included in the amendment that requires citizens to fully shave their bodies from the neck down one to two times a week to prevent natural furries like michalchik from using the natural furry loop hole.

NOW WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!? BAN THE FURRIES!!!!! VIVA LA SMOOTH BOTTOM!!!!!!!
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Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:39 am
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TheFlyingBastardUser avatarPosts: 787Joined: Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:17 am Gender: Male

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OGjimkenobi wrote:NOW WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!? BAN THE FURRIES!!!!! VIVA LA SMOOTH BOTTOM!!!!!!!


YEAH! Suffer not the furry to live! CLEANSE IT WITH FIRE! RAAAAHHH!
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ProlescumWebhamsterUser avatarPosts: 5000Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:41 pmLocation: Peptone-upon-Sores

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Your lame attempt at humour will fall on deaf ears, the guy won't be back. But it's better to make fun of 'em when they're not likely to retort. Yeah, we really showed 'em, eh? Take that, guy who won't reply!
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Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:57 am
TheFlyingBastardUser avatarPosts: 787Joined: Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:17 am Gender: Male

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Prolescum wrote:Your lame attempt at humour will fall on deaf ears, the guy won't be back. But it's better to make fun of 'em when they're not likely to retort. Yeah, we really showed 'em, eh? Take that, guy who won't reply!

Good thing then that your attempt at being a condescending ass works so well it almost looks like it comes naturally.
Point out where either OG or I made fun of furries.
Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:07 am
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ProlescumWebhamsterUser avatarPosts: 5000Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:41 pmLocation: Peptone-upon-Sores

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:lol:

Edit:

I realised just laughing at you probably isn't enough of an explanation, as you evidently can't see it for yourself.

Making a mockery of furridom's persecution complex is taking the piss out of them.

Lucky he won't be back to defend his position, eh.
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Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:11 am
WombleUser avatarPosts: 216Joined: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:04 pmLocation: UK Gender: Pinecone

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So you come here, with all this attitude, start acting like we owe you something and then expect us to give a shit? If you'd come along and registered, got involved with us properly as opposed to whining like a little kid, and then explain the harrassment issues you'd have got a lot more sympathy. But as is evident here all you've done is piss people off.

Now undoubtedly you'll make out this doesn't compare, but as it happens i'm a larper. So i go off to scout camps with friends, stick some silly clothes on and then we run around the woods pretending to save the world. And there are people that poke fun at us and the like and i'm sure there are probably even a few cretins that might think about doing worse than that, but the thing is we don't care about it, we get it's out of their ignorance and lack of understanding and leave it at that, infact if i'm honest we rip the piss out of them because of the ignorance really. And have i ever made fun about furries? On the whole no, but then amoungst my larp circles we discovered the concept of yiffing, and it's one we found quiet silly, nothing malicious just some joking about odd sexual acts, which we happen to do with anything we find entertaining that way or not. So yeah, we giggle at that, but then we run around and have magic but thats just lots of different coloured bits of paper depending on the type of magic and the strength which is all rather silly in itself. So if you wish to have a giggle at the thought of us using paper to represent magic then feel free, because aside from finding yiffing a humour worth thing i don't really care what furries do. So whilst that might be a bit of a ramble i think i'm just trying to say live with it. Maybe you need to man up a little and stop whinging as much, i dare say you might want to try sounding/acting a little less emo about it.

*clicks DepZ's link*

*squeels at a pitch nearly above human hearing*

OHMYGODITSSOCUTEANDWIDDLEANDVAGUELYFLUFFYLOOKING!!!!!

*breaths*
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Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:30 am
scalyblueUser avatarPosts: 1417Joined: Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:02 am

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Womble wrote:*clicks DepZ's link*

*squeels at a pitch nearly above human hearing*

OHMYGODITSSOCUTEANDWIDDLEANDVAGUELYFLUFFYLOOKING!!!!!

*breaths*




BTW, I'm a furry ( Well, more scaly than furry ^.^ ) and I think the whole "fursecution" thing ( yes, the dramacrats really call it that :facepalm: ) is a bunch of idiocy, and is exactly in line with that /b comic posted a few times in this thread. I am ashamed of people who identify themselves as furry and use it as some sort of stepping stone to try to get sympathy or w/e.
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CosmicJoghurtPodcasterUser avatarPosts: 808Joined: Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:59 pm Gender: Pinecone

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@offtopic

When I read the title all I could think about was fairies - the way Cleveland Brown would say it...
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:57 pm
ProlescumWebhamsterUser avatarPosts: 5000Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:41 pmLocation: Peptone-upon-Sores

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Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:39 pm
spleenfatPosts: 2Joined: Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:21 pm Gender: Male

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I would have made a lengthy response to this thread, but seeing everyone literally shooting you down, I don't really have much to say at this point. I say, give it up and go outside for a change.
Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:26 am
nasher168League LegendUser avatarPosts: 2518Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:34 pmLocation: Derby, UK Gender: Male

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Prolescum wrote:
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Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:58 pm
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ProlescumWebhamsterUser avatarPosts: 5000Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:41 pmLocation: Peptone-upon-Sores

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:lol:
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ImprobableJoeLime TordUser avatarPosts: 6195Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:24 pm

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Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:25 pm
spleenfatPosts: 2Joined: Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:21 pm Gender: Male

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Prolescum wrote:
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I agree, this thread is too awesome to delete. Seeing him stumble upon his own logic is pretty entertaining, don't you think?
Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:03 am
nasher168League LegendUser avatarPosts: 2518Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:34 pmLocation: Derby, UK Gender: Male

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I... yes, but the last on-topic discussion was back in August 2010 :roll:

Oh well. In for a penny, in for a pound.
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CosmicJoghurtPodcasterUser avatarPosts: 808Joined: Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:59 pm Gender: Pinecone

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Boo!





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Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:20 pm
)O( Hytegia )O(League LegendUser avatarPosts: 3135Joined: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:27 pm Gender: Cake

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Some would insinuate that being drunk at 9 in the morning to be signs of serious issues.
Me? I'd insinuate it as signs of no plans and a refrigerator full of Whiskey and Guinness.
Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:05 pm
ProlescumWebhamsterUser avatarPosts: 5000Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:41 pmLocation: Peptone-upon-Sores

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)O( Hytegia )O( wrote:/thread


Page 1 ;)
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Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:15 pm
)O( Hytegia )O(League LegendUser avatarPosts: 3135Joined: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:27 pm Gender: Cake

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Prolescum wrote:
)O( Hytegia )O( wrote:/thread


Page 1 ;)


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Some would insinuate that being drunk at 9 in the morning to be signs of serious issues.
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