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What if a god does exist?

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What if a god does exist?
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FrengerBloggerUser avatarPosts: 831Joined: Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:50 pmLocation: Derby, UK Gender: Male

Post What if a god does exist?

Just a hypothetical.

Say you die and you find yourself in a kind of heaven in front of say, the god of the bible (new testament god, not the knobend of the old testament), what would you say?
Thu May 10, 2012 10:05 am
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ProlescumWebhamsterUser avatarPosts: 4980Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:41 pmLocation: Peptone-upon-Sores

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

"I have no interest in eternal life; how does one extricate themselves from this nightmare of perpetual nothing?"

Or

"That's not a knife; that's a knife."

Or perhaps

"Pinecones: how do they work?"

Maybe

"I'm not interested in you, where's Richard O'Brian?"

Although, maybe

"Who do I have to satisfy sexually to get a guitar? There's no sex? Then how the fuck do I get hold of a guitar?"
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Thu May 10, 2012 10:36 am
LaurensSocial EditorUser avatarPosts: 2916Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:24 pmLocation: Norwich UK Gender: Male

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

I'd say: "Jesus Christ!"
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Thu May 10, 2012 11:08 am
WarKChat ModeratorUser avatarPosts: 1150Joined: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:59 am Gender: Tree

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

"Bloody hell, not again!"
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Thu May 10, 2012 11:10 am
CEbbesenPosts: 224Joined: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:46 amLocation: Seoul, South Korea. Gender: Male

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

"Show me the proof!"
Nvidia, Fuck you!
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Thu May 10, 2012 11:25 am
Logic-NanakiUser avatarPosts: 98Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:54 pmLocation: Norway Gender: Male

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

"But the babelfish is a dead giveaway..."
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.
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Thu May 10, 2012 11:42 am
nudger1964Posts: 185Joined: Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:02 pm

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

"ok - where's the camera?"
Thu May 10, 2012 11:46 am
EpiquinnUser avatarPosts: 93Joined: Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:54 pm Gender: Male

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

"Sir, taking me a hostage will be your last mistake! You're already a wanted man in the International Criminal Court in the Hague!"
Thu May 10, 2012 11:46 am
)O( Hytegia )O(League LegendUser avatarPosts: 3135Joined: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:27 pm Gender: Cake

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

"What? Why are you surprised that I'm going to hell?
You're the one who made yourself just as believable as Wodin, or the various other spirits I wo-
Wait, they are real? Then why the balls am I doing here? I'm supposed to be facing judgement based upon whether I was a good person or not, and then given the boot or placed in the afterlife in an extended reincarnation line. :I"
Some would insinuate that being drunk at 9 in the morning to be signs of serious issues.
Me? I'd insinuate it as signs of no plans and a refrigerator full of Whiskey and Guinness.
Thu May 10, 2012 12:19 pm
theyounghistorian77ContributorUser avatarPosts: 726Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:43 amLocation: United Kingdom Gender: Male

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

"Yesterday Stalin arrived in Hell. Im the First refugee"
"Politics is weird, and creepy, and now I know lacks even the loosest attachment to anything like reality." - Shep Smith
Thu May 10, 2012 12:35 pm
atheisthistorianPosts: 20Joined: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:23 pm Gender: Male

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

How about, "Oh NOW you want to show yourself."
Thu May 10, 2012 1:41 pm
FrengerBloggerUser avatarPosts: 831Joined: Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:50 pmLocation: Derby, UK Gender: Male

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

A butthole says what?
Thu May 10, 2012 1:49 pm
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ProlescumWebhamsterUser avatarPosts: 4980Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:41 pmLocation: Peptone-upon-Sores

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

"Oh! ye'll take the high road and Ah'll take the low road, and Ah'll be in Scotland afore ye; but me an' my true love will never meet again on the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond."
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Thu May 10, 2012 2:10 pm
The Felonius PopePosts: 324Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:19 amLocation: Arizona

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

I'd ask him how he came into being.
Thu May 10, 2012 3:48 pm
VisakiUser avatarPosts: 640Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:26 pmLocation: Helsinki, Finland Gender: Male

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

"So these creationists. Your idea, eh?"

or maybe

"Why did you make me an atheist?"
Thu May 10, 2012 4:51 pm
LaurensSocial EditorUser avatarPosts: 2916Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:24 pmLocation: Norwich UK Gender: Male

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

"I demand to speak to my lawyer"
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Thu May 10, 2012 11:08 pm
CommonEnlightenmentUser avatarPosts: 649Joined: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:06 amLocation: Plato Crater Gender: Time Lord

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

"Can you supply a proper diagram and flowchart for that trinity thing."
There is still light in the 'Earthly' darkness. Finding light in the darkness can be more satisfying than merely seeing the glaring light of our sun. It gives us a better understanding of light and a deeper understanding of our universe.
Thu May 10, 2012 11:52 pm
CommonEnlightenmentUser avatarPosts: 649Joined: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:06 amLocation: Plato Crater Gender: Time Lord

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

Two things:

1. I would want to go to the Pearly gates wearing this bad boy:

Still not convinced , Mostly because I would not want to fall for the either/or fallacy.


2. If I was wrong I would then change my T-Shirt in route:

Got Forgiveness?
There is still light in the 'Earthly' darkness. Finding light in the darkness can be more satisfying than merely seeing the glaring light of our sun. It gives us a better understanding of light and a deeper understanding of our universe.
Fri May 11, 2012 1:56 am
Nom_de_PlumeUser avatarPosts: 247Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:36 pmLocation: Western Canada Gender: Female

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

I'd expect him to provide some sort of credentials.
I'm not going to just take the word of someone claiming to be GOD even if he's standing in front of me with glowing robes or whatever.
I imagine technology exists that could easily fool the average human. I'd still want proof that he is the GOD of the bible and supposedly my creator.
The supreme irony of life is that no one gets out of it alive.
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Fri May 11, 2012 3:46 am
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ImprobableJoeLime TordUser avatarPosts: 6195Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:24 pm

Post Re: What if a god does exist?

You mean it is a person? I'm going to kick it in the crotch and see if it has balls or not.
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Fri May 11, 2012 3:57 am
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