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ThePuppyTurtleUser avatarPosts: 173Joined: Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:26 am Gender: Tree

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This is already in existence in the Creationism Forum, We need one here as well. (Note, UFOtards Count)

I am very logical thinking. Always have been. I wish I were artistic, but the only artistic abilities I have come from Photography. I would rather watch a show on Quantum Mechanics then some movie made in a studio.
I've seen UFO's and Aliens. But I don't feel I'm a right brain type.
Maybe its something else.
Maybe its easier to see them if you are more open-minded, more willing to accept the fact that they are here.

I've casually said it before, this needs to be taken OUT of the hands of scientists and compiled by a bunch of geeks or minimum, statisticians..that way, the bias of compiler is irrelevant the data will speak for itself.

The program needs to be written to compile and compare the data, the sets of commonality determined and mined out in a statistical way...without judgement, an AI source is perfect.

The eye in the capstone is the meditator's third eye chakra, or the pineal gland located at the geometric center of the brain.

It is literally a third eye, equipped with almost the complete structure of a regular eye, only stuck inside your head and looking straight up. The Masonic G stands for 7, God, Geometry, and most importantly Gnosis, which means "the kingdom of God within."

Early Christians and pre-Christians were Gnostics who focused on attaining spiritual knowledge by introspection and study of the divine spark within.
Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:51 am
Gnug215ModeratorUser avatarPosts: 2445Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:31 pm

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Oh, I know of a guy who has a whole series of lectures with one gold nugget after the other.

Here he is:



His name is David Wilcock, and he starts about 2 mins into that video, which is the first part of a rather long lecture.

Some of the people on the board already know about this guy. He's really something else.

But I dare you to watch the entire lecture!!

:)
- Gnug215

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Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:49 am
)O( Hytegia )O(League LegendUser avatarPosts: 3135Joined: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:27 pm Gender: Cake

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Everything ever said by Micah.
/thread
Some would insinuate that being drunk at 9 in the morning to be signs of serious issues.
Me? I'd insinuate it as signs of no plans and a refrigerator full of Whiskey and Guinness.
Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:25 am
impikuUser avatarPosts: 211Joined: Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:58 amLocation: Hell. Gender: Cake

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Nothing can beat David Icke's Reptilian "theory". *facepalm
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:15 pm
Duvelthehobbit666User avatarPosts: 1136Joined: Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:39 pmLocation: On a pale blue dot Gender: Male

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Nothing beats Time Cube man.
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:30 pm
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ImprobableJoeLime TordUser avatarPosts: 6195Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:24 pm

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I've been accused of being on the government payroll a few times for rejecting that 911 Twoofer nonsense, and that's pretty stupid. There's an amount of money out there that would buy my silence or even my willing cooperation in the conspiracy... come on government, pony up the cash!!

So far, no checks. I'm still waiting. :lol:
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:37 pm
Duvelthehobbit666User avatarPosts: 1136Joined: Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:39 pmLocation: On a pale blue dot Gender: Male

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Maybe we should make this a sticky seeing that the other "Stupidest thing" thread is a sticky.
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:24 pm
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)O( Hytegia )O(League LegendUser avatarPosts: 3135Joined: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:27 pm Gender: Cake

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"THE ROSE AND CROSS ORDER DERPA HURPA ILLUMINATI NWO!"
*Brings up the fact that various groups utilized the Rose and Cross - and that they all linked association to different groups, and some the Illuminati. It was nothing really special.*
"BUT THIS ONE IS OLDER THAN THOSE!"
*... Brings up the fact that these concepts were developed by Cornelius Agrippa, and that the Golden Dawn (the occult guild headed up by Aleister Crowly) also used the Rose and Cross and claimed ascent from the Illuminati.*

Trying to out-word an occultist in the matters of his own field for the sake of your paranoia only results in your own idiocy being on display.

That is any conversation held with Micah involving the NWO.
Some would insinuate that being drunk at 9 in the morning to be signs of serious issues.
Me? I'd insinuate it as signs of no plans and a refrigerator full of Whiskey and Guinness.
Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:10 pm
kenandkidsUser avatarPosts: 1117Joined: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:00 pm Gender: Pinecone

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Me:
For the 9/11 tragedy to have been an inside job, hundreds if not thousands of people would have to have had at least partial knowledge ahead of time as well as afterwards. History has shown over and over that people have great difficulty maintaining a conspiracy, even when only a conspiracy of two or three. Someone would have come forward and been a whistleblower.

Conspiracist:
NO. They already know who is going to blow the whistle and they just kill the whistleblowers the day before they tell the truth.

Me:
? What? They have time travel capability?

Conspiracist:
NO. They are monitored around the clock and when they start to tell the truth everything just gets erased from the day before...




After this I pointed out that he just added thousands of people to the conspiracy and increased the odds, not decreased, of a leak. I also asked how one goes about erasing a day without anyone noticing. I couldn't really understand a damn thing afterwards, something about banks controlling clocks and illuminati controlling the press and technology that wipes out memory for specific time units based on Atlantean technology or something...
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:36 pm
)O( Hytegia )O(League LegendUser avatarPosts: 3135Joined: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:27 pm Gender: Cake

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I loved this bit about the Illuminati with Micah.
He was going on about the Illuminati being a secret organization, and the designers of the NWO when I paused for a moment:
"So - The Illuminati is a Secret organization that can controll all of the information in the world?"
"EXACTLY."
"... Then how do you know the inner-workings of a secret underground organization that has the capacity to control all flows of information and kill off anyone they like?"

And cue backpedalling.

Eventually they will be backed into a corner where he can only admit that all information about it is poorly-based conjecture and second-hand accounts. >.>
And then you have to ask: "What if they just lied to you?"

And that's where the conversation ends.
Some would insinuate that being drunk at 9 in the morning to be signs of serious issues.
Me? I'd insinuate it as signs of no plans and a refrigerator full of Whiskey and Guinness.
Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:16 pm
Gnug215ModeratorUser avatarPosts: 2445Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:31 pm

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)O( Hytegia )O( wrote:Everything ever said by Micah.
/thread



impiku wrote:Nothing can beat David Icke's Reptilian "theory". *facepalm



Duvelthehobbit666 wrote:Nothing beats Time Cube man.



ImprobableJoe wrote:I've been accused of being on the government payroll a few times for rejecting that 911 Twoofer nonsense, and that's pretty stupid. There's an amount of money out there that would buy my silence or even my willing cooperation in the conspiracy... come on government, pony up the cash!!

So far, no checks. I'm still waiting. :lol:



No no no no no, you guys don't seem to understand...

David Wilcock is onboard with PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THIS STUFF, PLUS all kinds of shit he makes up when looking at random pictures.

He is the one, true Conspiratron!
- Gnug215

YouTube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Gnug215


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Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:19 am
nemesissUser avatarPosts: 1259Joined: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:29 pm

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i saw this video on youtube, which was about mind control... and i was stumped by the stupidity.

they claimed that subliminal commercial adds hidden in t.v. shows is actually a form of mind control.
curious point i found is that with most of their claim about television wasn't about truth, but to stupify people... they used fox news material.

they made claims that through radio waves you can command people to do stuff, and to proof it they had some device with which could proof it. To me it showed a huge lack of biology since they placed the device on the jaw and from biology i know that reptile listen with their jaws and millions of years ago the early mammals did so, and that its also why you can years yourself chew...

as for the second part of their claim they had a transmitter that of you stood on a specific spot, you could hear someone, but if you stood a little further from that place, you couldn't ... i laughed at it, cause at a certain (small) railway station i know, they had placed a radio in the ceiling and you could only listen to the music if you stood in a certain spot. this was so that those who wish to listen to music could do that freely, without the whole station being flooded with music.
Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:30 am
televatorUser avatarPosts: 1252Joined: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:02 amLocation: In hell, rocking out with Satan! Gender: Cake

Post Re: The Stupidest thing a Conspiracy nut has ever said to yo

Gnug215 wrote:***Posted video evidence of the most rationally deficient group of people. EVER.***


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This is Deepak Chopra, meets Alex Jones, meets [insert expert in idiocy].... Wait....Part 3....Pine cones.... I shit you not. Fucking pine cones!! :lol:
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 4:28 am
Gnug215ModeratorUser avatarPosts: 2445Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:31 pm

Post Re: The Stupidest thing a Conspiracy nut has ever said to yo

televator wrote:
Gnug215 wrote:***Posted video evidence of the most rationally deficient group of people. EVER.***


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This is Deepak Chopra, meets Alex Jones, meets [insert expert in idiocy].... Wait....Part 3....Pine cones.... I shit you not. Fucking pine cones!! :lol:


Haha, pine cones indeed...

Personally, I love the part where he is flipping through movie posters and other pop-culture items, and just randomly ties them in with his theories...

As if it makes perfect sense that the, eh, "establishment" would sprinkle hints of their conspiracies like that to the general public.
- Gnug215

YouTube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Gnug215


The horse is a ferocious predator.
Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:05 am
kenandkidsUser avatarPosts: 1117Joined: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:00 pm Gender: Pinecone

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Me:
I have yet to find or read any evidence of what you assert.

Him:
See! That proves that it's a cover-up!!


:facepalm:
Teapublican commandment:
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Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:43 pm
Gnug215ModeratorUser avatarPosts: 2445Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:31 pm

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kenandkids wrote:Me:
I have yet to find or read any evidence of what you assert.

Him:
See! That proves that it's a cover-up!!


:facepalm:


That's basically the same kind of circular reasoning applied by religious people.

Lack of evidence doesn't imply evidence of a lacking, but is somehow evidence AGAINST a lacking.

Reason, nay, normalcy suggests that a counterpoint towards something would be harmful, or at best neutral/indifferent, but somehow they manage to contort it into a positive point.

It takes a special kind of cognitive fail to pull this off, and some of these people do it on a daily basis.

You can't win against people like that. Your very presence as an antagonist bolsters and strengthens their faith.

The only useful course of action, I think, apart from walking away, is to not position yourself as an antagonist... of various levels of deceptiveness, I suppose.
- Gnug215

YouTube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Gnug215


The horse is a ferocious predator.
Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:33 pm
kenandkidsUser avatarPosts: 1117Joined: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:00 pm Gender: Pinecone

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Gnug215 wrote:
That's basically the same kind of circular reasoning applied by religious people.

Lack of evidence doesn't imply evidence of a lacking, but is somehow evidence AGAINST a lacking.

Reason, nay, normalcy suggests that a counterpoint towards something would be harmful, or at best neutral/indifferent, but somehow they manage to contort it into a positive point.

It takes a special kind of cognitive fail to pull this off, and some of these people do it on a daily basis.

You can't win against people like that. Your very presence as an antagonist bolsters and strengthens their faith.

The only useful course of action, I think, apart from walking away, is to not position yourself as an antagonist... of various levels of deceptiveness, I suppose.



I hadn't realised that he was a conspiracy nut until shortly before this. At the point I detailed, I walked away.
Teapublican commandment:
Thou shalt not educate or improve the lives of the lesser classes, the lesser races, or women.

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Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:11 am
kenandkidsUser avatarPosts: 1117Joined: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:00 pm Gender: Pinecone

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A reminder that conspiracy theorists aren't always conspiracy nuts... or wrong...


Teapublican commandment:
Thou shalt not educate or improve the lives of the lesser classes, the lesser races, or women.

Fiddler on:

http://obnoxi.us/
Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:16 am
WelshidiotPosts: 569Joined: Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:57 pm

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kenandkids wrote:A reminder that conspiracy theorists aren't always conspiracy nuts... or wrong...


Shouldn't this be moved to another forum? It certainly doesn't belong here.
Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:38 pm
ProlescumWebhamsterUser avatarPosts: 4980Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:41 pmLocation: Peptone-upon-Sores

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Gnug215 wrote:His name is David Wilcock


One thing David Wilcock says that is categorically true is that he does look like Edgar Cayce, creepy eyes and all.
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