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The ancient civilization of Woolworths

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The ancient civilization of Woolworths
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jrparriUser avatarPosts: 120Joined: Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:25 amLocation: Chicago, Illinois Gender: Cake

Post The ancient civilization of Woolworths

Ancient peoples, clearly in contact with aliens, left us clues of their wisdom. We all know that connecting the dots on ancient monuments and "ley lines" reveals sophisticated geometric shapes that are too perfect to happen by chance.

Now, we know who are keeper of this wisdom in modern times:

Woolworths!!
$s=$ARGV[0];$l=length $s;@a=pack "B$l",$s;print "@a\n"
0100101001110101011100110111010000100000011000010110111001101111011101000110100001100101011100100010


"Dude, you aren't qualified to make such pronouncements." ... srsly.

0000010100000110010101110010011011000010000001101000011000010110001101101011011001010111001000101100
Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:19 pm
obsidianavengerPosts: 840Joined: Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:44 am Gender: Pinecone

Post Re: The ancient civilization of Woolworths

lol i always knew woolworths was a cult in disguise...
Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:36 pm
Aught3ModeratorUser avatarPosts: 4290Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:36 amLocation: New Zealand Gender: Male

Post Re: The ancient civilization of Woolworths

Nice take-down, especially for a mathematician :D
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nasher168League LegendUser avatarPosts: 2518Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:34 pmLocation: Derby, UK Gender: Male

Post Re: The ancient civilization of Woolworths

I saw that today. It made me laugh. Hard. In my head, because I was in a crowded room.
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:54 pm
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nemesissUser avatarPosts: 1259Joined: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:29 pm

Post Re: The ancient civilization of Woolworths

i think some people played this game waaaaay too much for their own good.

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Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:38 pm
SquawkModeratorUser avatarPosts: 2011Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:25 pm Gender: Tree

Post Re: The ancient civilization of Woolworths

Genius, I always knew woolies were up to something, a map from extra terrestrials though, wow!
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:50 pm
scalyblueUser avatarPosts: 1417Joined: Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:02 am

Post Re: The ancient civilization of Woolworths

I remember visiting one of the lost cities of woolworths during its final decline...they, and the duchy of bamburgers provided many pairs of underwear for christmas sadness.
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