thenexttodie wrote:Anyway I am glad you admit that God would not gain you as a follower just by simply coming to your door and maybe doing a few miracles.
The divine miracle of data-gathering.
Now I see the all-father ringing my door bell and saying
"I noticed you've got mail."
Expectant look.
Dissatisfied with my less than mystified expression, the grand Creator of everything then says
"Your door also needs a coat of paint! Look, the paint's flaking here...."
Then YHWH looks once more at me hopefully before asking...
"Does this mean you'll worship me forever and devote your life to me?"
I shake my head with perplexed glances around to see if there's a hidden camera, or whether this nutbag is for real.
No? Aww come on! I showed you how awesome my data gathering skills are"
I reply "Errr...."
"Fine! Eternal torture for you then!"
I've seen some crackpot bullshit in my time but this is Fundies Say the Darndest Thing worthy. TNTD's god sounds more like the Norse ones than any modern capitulation of the Judaeo-Christian one.