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Gendou_AugustusPosts: 26Joined: Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:33 am Gender: Time Lord

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Can this just stop? It's super annoying because it so wrong. First, that's not an atheist, that's an angry theist. Secondly, it propose that atheists don't exist. This is pretty much a shill gambit. It's a divine conspiracy theory, that says the atheist, is really just a theist and that one cannot be an atheist. If anything, this is really just an excuse not to listen to atheists; an excuse for willful ignorance. It's a childish statement that is basically this: "You're just a big fat meanie head! We don't have to listen to you!"
Thu Jul 05, 2018 1:38 am
*SD*User avatarPosts: 342Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:00 amLocation: Wales, UK Gender: Male

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Gendou_Augustus wrote:Can this just stop? It's super annoying because it so wrong. First, that's not an atheist, that's an angry theist. Secondly, it propose that atheists don't exist. This is pretty much a shill gambit. It's a divine conspiracy theory, that says the atheist, is really just a theist and that one cannot be an atheist. If anything, this is really just an excuse not to listen to atheists; an excuse for willful ignorance. It's a childish statement that is basically this: "You're just a big fat meanie head! We don't have to listen to you!"



Although it kinda does propose that atheists don't exist, I'm not convinced that's what they're really trying to do when they use this weird argument. I don't think that's what they're going for. I think it's more along the lines of 'you're mad at gawd cos you wanna sin' and they don't realise or notice that they're denying that you actually are an atheist in that statement.

But yes it's mildly irritating. TBH anyone engaged in that level of thinking isn't someone I'd waste my time debating or discussing with. Unless there was some other indication that they could genuinely be open to just being flat out wrong.
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Bango SkankPosts: 216Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:15 amLocation: Finland Gender: Male

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I think the reason they say this is because Bible states that everybody knows God exists. By saying you don't believe in God challenges Biblical infallibility.

My former friend accused me of being dishonest when i said i don't believe in God and claimed i had some hidden REAL reason for lying about it.
"There are those to whom knowledge is a shield, and those to whom it is a weapon. Neither view is balanced, but one is less unwise."
Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:59 pm
SparhafocPosts: 2604Joined: Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:48 am

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Yeah, I hate Sauron too - what an arse!
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Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:13 pm
VisakiUser avatarPosts: 812Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:26 pmLocation: Helsinki, Finland Gender: Male

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Sparhafoc wrote:Yeah, I hate Sauron too - what an arse!

How dare you blaspheme against our Lord and Saviour so! You'll be sorry when he returns, reforges The One True Ring and judges over the Middle-Earth!
Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:36 pm
ldmitrukUser avatarPosts: 242Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:47 pmLocation: Edmonton, Alberta Gender: Cake

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Visaki wrote:
Sparhafoc wrote:Yeah, I hate Sauron too - what an arse!

How dare you blaspheme against our Lord and Saviour so! You'll be sorry when he returns, reforges The One True Ring and judges over the Middle-Earth!


No, no, no. The one true God is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You'll be sorry when he strangles you with his noodley appendage for worshipping false gods.
Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:46 pm
psikhrangkurPosts: 148Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:30 pm Gender: Pinecone

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ldmitruk wrote:
Visaki wrote:How dare you blaspheme against our Lord and Saviour so! You'll be sorry when he returns, reforges The One True Ring and judges over the Middle-Earth!


No, no, no. The one true God is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You'll be sorry when he strangles you with his noodley appendage for worshipping false gods.


Hey, at least Sauron tried to lead the second class citizens of Middle-Earth in a rebellion that would've seen them all living somewhere other than a volcanic wasteland. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do for anyone?
Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:04 pm
Bango SkankPosts: 216Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:15 amLocation: Finland Gender: Male

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All things serve the Beam.
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Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:04 pm
he_who_is_nobodyBloggerUser avatarPosts: 3491Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:36 amLocation: Albuquerque, New Mexico Gender: Male

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Fri Jul 06, 2018 3:46 pm
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Steelmage99Posts: 203Joined: Thu May 28, 2015 9:43 am Gender: Male

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No, No, NO!

You are god, and you created the Universe, and everything in it, Last Friday.

Be not mislead by the falsehoods of Last Thursdayism. Friday is the true day of creation (and destruction).

This has been the truth since Last Friday Time began, and so shall it be until Next Friday forever be.





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Blunder that theists make all the time;

Pretending to know what other people think.
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Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:06 am
Steelmage99Posts: 203Joined: Thu May 28, 2015 9:43 am Gender: Male

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psikhrangkur wrote:
Hey, at least Sauron tried to lead the second class citizens of Middle-Earth in a rebellion that would've seen them all living somewhere other than a volcanic wasteland. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do for anyone?


Alright - Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health - WHAT have the Flying Spaghetti Monster ever done for us!



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Blunder that theists make all the time;

Pretending to know what other people think.
Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:12 am
psikhrangkurPosts: 148Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:30 pm Gender: Pinecone

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Steelmage99 wrote:
psikhrangkur wrote:
Hey, at least Sauron tried to lead the second class citizens of Middle-Earth in a rebellion that would've seen them all living somewhere other than a volcanic wasteland. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do for anyone?


Alright - Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health - WHAT have the Flying Spaghetti Monster ever done for us!



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Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:47 am
VisakiUser avatarPosts: 812Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:26 pmLocation: Helsinki, Finland Gender: Male

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Steelmage99 wrote:
psikhrangkur wrote:
Hey, at least Sauron tried to lead the second class citizens of Middle-Earth in a rebellion that would've seen them all living somewhere other than a volcanic wasteland. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do for anyone?


Alright - Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health - WHAT have the Flying Spaghetti Monster ever done for us!.

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Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:52 am
SparhafocPosts: 2604Joined: Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:48 am

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Steelmage99 wrote:WHAT have the Flying Spaghetti Monster ever done for us!



AHA!

Not what 'has' the Flying Spaghetti Monster ever done for us... you said what HAVE.... meaning plural... meaning multiple gods... meaning polyspaghettism.... HEATHEN! Your false rigatoni will be cast down and slathered in molten cheesy sauce!
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Beliefs are, by definition, things we don't know to be true.
Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:46 am
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Sparhafoc wrote:
Steelmage99 wrote:WHAT have the Flying Spaghetti Monster ever done for us!



AHA!

Not what 'has' the Flying Spaghetti Monster ever done for us... you said what HAVE.... meaning plural... meaning multiple gods... meaning polyspaghettism.... HEATHEN! Your false rigatoni will be cast down and slathered in molten cheesy sauce!


Well, isn't it more like an uncountable noun? Like rain comprising of raindrops the Flying Spaghetti Monster consists of infinite number of noodles?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:55 pm
SparhafocPosts: 2604Joined: Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:48 am

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WarK wrote:
Sparhafoc wrote:AHA!

Not what 'has' the Flying Spaghetti Monster ever done for us... you said what HAVE.... meaning plural... meaning multiple gods... meaning polyspaghettism.... HEATHEN! Your false rigatoni will be cast down and slathered in molten cheesy sauce!


Well, isn't it more like an uncountable noun? Like rain comprising of raindrops the Flying Spaghetti Monster consists of infinite number of noodles?



His noodly appendages are countable... it just wouldn't be very polite to do so!
"a reprehensible human being"
Beliefs are, by definition, things we don't know to be true.
Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:16 am
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